The Story of "Groovitude"
Art by Malinda Richardson and Jessica Prockish
Funding by the Diehl Community Arts Fund at the Greater Manhattan Community FoundationBefore you stand the coolest rock stars around.
The band “Groovitude'' (groovy + attitude) is comprised of a drummer t-rex, a bassist triceratops, a pterodactyl electric guitar player, a brachiosaurus singer, and of course the mad scientist time traveling velociraptor roadie.
Together they specialize in playing end-of-the-world gigs on planets that are about to have extinction events, in honor of them escaping their own individual extinctions.
However, the radiation from their dying planets has left them all a bit wounded. Some of them are missing flesh and have exposed organs, while some of them are growing organic material from their body.
Now to introduce the individuals of the band and share a bit about them. Beginning with the drummer, a T-rex by the name of Taronia. The radiation from home has left her a bit more in touch with the ocean than she was used to. With barnacles, coral, and seaweed growing from her, you may overlook the hole in her skull and the skin missing from her arm and tail.
Next up, we have our electric guitar player, Terry the pterodactyl. Hopefully he likes mushrooms and fungi because they'll probably be growing on him for a few more millennia.
Following Terry, we have the band's bassist Horidium the Triceratops. While at first glance it may not seem like there's much different about her, upon closer inspection you'll see that she's made up almost entirely of crystal and rock. Most visible in Horidium’s broken horns which expose the geodes inside them, and the spikes at the end of her frill made of various crystals.
Brachelia the brachiosaurus is the band's singer and a literal bleeding heart. The radiation from her planet left her with exposed ribs and a floral garden blooming on her back. She is a classic beauty with a voice of honey.
Finally, this ragtag group would be nothing without their raptor. Ratonius has a lot of titles, he is a roadie obviously, but he's also the time-traveling mad scientist who brought the band together and organizes their shows. Finding them one by one Ratonius assembled a band like no other. He brings them from show to show, planet to planet, in a magical portal of his own creation.
And who could forget the unintentional audience member who will surely be a fan of Groovitude in no time? Baurph ("barf") the classy rich alien, likes spending his time sunbathing in his backyard. However, one day he got quite the scenic ride, a disturbance on his planet left him soaring through space on the remnants of his vast property. Now Baurph has suddenly gotten front-row seats to not only a planet's extinction but also the coolest band in the universe.